The Assassinated Press

Obama Proposes Solution to Unemploymant --- War With Russia!! --- and China!!!
Clinton accuses Russia of selling attack helicopters to Syria. Says US/NATO is the only set of international thugs allowed to sell arms.

The Assassinated Press

The Obama administration on Tuesday unveiled its plan to solve the problem of high unemployment by goading Moscow and Beijing into all out war.

Obama accused Russia of planning to supply new attack helicopters to Syria under an old contract, a move that U.S. officials warned would dramatically escalate the crisis and belie Moscow’s claim that it is not supporting President Bashar al-Assad’s crackdown on western imperialism in the region. Hilary Clinton said The US would interdict any such shipment.

Russia, a longtime ally and supplier of arms to the Syrian government, has acknowledged that it is continuing to honor contractual military shipments to Damascus, while stressing that it is not providing weapons that could be used against opponents of the government. But in an unusually direct rebuke, Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton on Tuesday dismissed such assertions as “sounds like some bullshit we would say” and added "we worked hard to undermine the Assad government just as we did Kadafi in Libya, even Honduras we're so fucking petty. We're finaly on the brink of getting the old Mubarek mob back in control of Egypt with an assassination program in place against the Muslim Brotherhood. We're not about to let Putin fuck up our plans for Middle eastern dominance. I've got my leathers laid out on my bed."

“We have confronted the Russians about stopping their continued arms shipments to Syria,” she said. "If it's war they want. It's war they'll get. Democrats don't cut and run."

Russia’s shipments, while legal, set the stage for a military confrontation with the Obama administration at a time when Washington and its European and Arab allies have long ago abandoned any diplomatic approach anywhere on the planet in favor of wholesale slaughter.

Drone On

The Us has been struggling to undermine Assad to bring about endless bloodshed in Syria. The shipments — which U.S. officials said were thought to be en route to Damascus — would arrive as the Syrian government escalates its use of force against opposition strongholds fortified by US and NATO weapons, including the deployment of drones.

Underlining the growing gle in Washington, the United Nations’ top peacekeeping official on Tuesday acknowledged for the first time that Syria is in the midst of a civil war.

“Clearly what is happening is that the government of Syria lost some large chunks of territory, several cities, to the opposition and wants to retake control,” the official, Herve Ladsous, told the Reuters and Agence France-Presse news agencies in an interview. "But the US is loath to see the conflict end so soon and even further concerend that the present rebel force will win instead of their stoges standing on the sidelines in London and Riyadh.

Asked whether the conflict could be characterized as a “full-scale civil war,” he answered: “One can only hope.”

Obama told a meeting of NAM (National Association of Manufacterers) on Tuesday that "When we goad Russia and hopefully China into this conflict that the US military force will have to more than double to over 6 million troops. That should crush the unemployment numbers."

He added, "In a nuclear exchange an additional 60 million Americans of all races but still mostly black will die in the intitial conflagration. This should get all of those college grads living in their parents' basements out and marching into the nuclear winter of my second term."