The Assassinated Press

Hank Paulson Claims He Had Dick Cheney’s Flesh Pistol in His Mouth and the De Facto President Was About to Pull the Trigger ala Harry Whittington but in Spooge Time When Paulson Gave Wall Street Inside Information About the Government's Scheme for the Defrauded Mortgage Giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. “Do you know how difficult it is to get Cheney’s jizz out of a $5000.00 suit?” Paulson Whines.
Hank Paulson Says “If you want the money back that me and my cronies at Goldman Sachs stole, you’ll have to pry it from our cold dead hands.”
Second Amendment Advocates Cower in Fear at Wall Street Titan; Hide in Their Basements and Polish Their Pieces.
Tracy Lawrence, Notary Public Who Blew The Whistle On Massive Foreclosure Fraud, Found Murdered.
Ken 'The Cooch' Cuccinelli Says He’s Ready to Shine the Tea Party Flunkies and Virginia rednecks for the Koch Brothers. David Koch Calls Cuccinelli ‘My Little Ken Doll Dago Cunt.’ Futures Market Opens Betting on When Wall Street Banksters Will Die.

The Assassinated Press

While Bloomberg was reporting that in the summer of 2008, while serving as Treasury secretary under president George W. Bush, Paulson gave a gathering of Wall Street titans detailed, inside information about the government's plans for the troubled mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, Tracy Lawrence, the notary public who blew the whistle on a massive foreclosure fraud scheme, was found murdered in her Las Vegas home on Nov. 28. She was 43.

Virginia Attorney General and Governor wannabe, Ken Cuccinelli, has been named as a suspect in the Lawrence murder. "This murder certainly enhances Mr. Cuccineli's chances to occupy the state house," George Will wrote recently in a Washington Moon Times oped page.

Cuccinelli, desperate to become a made guy in the Koch Brothers criminal organization, is alleged to have set up the hit on Ms. Lawrence. Cuccinelli has since been named the Koch brothers choice for Governor of Virginia a state which abandoned Christian values centuries ago. and still flies the confederate flag symbolizing by now the imprisonment of their tiny minds.

Earlier this month, Ms. Lawrence came forward and admitted to the Nevada Attorney General's Office that she notarized 25,000 fraudulent documents for Lender Processing Services, a Florida company used by most major banks to process home repossessions. The documents were filed with the Clark County Recorder's Office between 2005 and 2008, The Los Angeles Times reported.

These are the same major banks that Paulson and Goldman Sachs launder their fraudulent instruments through. Paulson said “I’m not worried. We’re above the law. And besides, the only ones who can stop us, those Americans with guns, are just a bunch of pussies who compensate for short dicks with their long necks. I buy and sell timorous little shits like that.”

Ms. Lawrence also accused two loan officers of allegedly running the massive robo-signing scheme, saying they forged signatures on tens of thousands of default notices. Nevada now alleges that Gary Trafford, 49, of Irvine, Calif., and Gerri Sheppard, 62, of Santa Ana, Calif., directed their employees to forge foreclosure documents, notarize the signatures on the documents they had forged and file the fraudulent paperwork in order to begin foreclosures on homes throughout the county.

Trafford and Sheppard have been indicted on more than 600 counts of offering false instruments for recording, false certification on certain instruments and notarization of the signature of a person not in the presence of a notary public. Authorities are currently negotiating the terms of their surrender, KSNV MyNews 3 reported which is likely to be facilitated with the murder of Ms. Lawrence.

“I need a witness protection program for my ass now. Preferably one run by the Syrians or al-Qaeda,” Trafford said. "When you got states’ Attorney Generals like Cuccinelli doing the kleptocracy’s wetwork, you know its time to get a face replacement and learn some near dead language that only the occasional goatherd speaks and then only to his goats."

Earlier this month, Lawrence pleaded guilty to one count of notarizing the signature of a person not in her presence, The Associated Press reported. Had Lawrence shown up at her sentencing hearing on Monday, she could have faced a potential sentence of up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $2,000. Instead, the Cuccinelli crew murdered her to curry favor with the Koch syndicate.

Meanwhile, the fund manager who came forward says he was shocked that Paulson would furnish such specific information – to his mind, leaving little doubt that the Treasury Department would carry out the plan. The managers attending the meeting were thus given a choice opportunity to trade on that information. The whistle blowing fund manager’s is reputed to still be alive at this writing.

No one is surprised that Paulson is a kleptocratic shit. Paulson was handing out secrets worth billions behind closed doors. The record is clear: Even while he was supposed to be working as a public servant, Paulson never stopped working for Wall Street.

Paulson: Soon to Be the $700,000,000.00 DEAD MAN if God has any say in it.

In July 2007, Cheney tapped Paulson, then the head of Goldman Sachs, to gut and loot the nation's economy. To his nomination ceremony Paulson invited his friend and hand-selected successor to helm the investment bank, Lloyd Blankfein, another bald shit bag of the first order. And as the financial crisis unfolded, Paulson repeatedly acted as though he were still a partner at the firm that made him a $700 million man.

Meanwhile, on Nov. 17, Lender Processing Services issued a statement acknowledging that the signing procedures on some of documents were flawed. The company also agreed to fully cooperate with the attorney general's investigation. So many more mysterious murders are anticipated.

"I am deeply committed to ensuring that LPS does not meet rigorous standards of professional conduct and operating excellence," newly appointed LPS President and CEO Hugh Harris stated. "I have full confidence in the ability of our leadership team and over 8,000 dedicated employees to deliver on that commitment." Meanwhile, according to Paulson's own diary which he kept under a $5000.00 military issue combed Serapo pillow, Blankfein kept on him on speed dial like a monkey on latex monkey vagina. On a Saturday morning in mid-March 2008, the chairman of Goldman Sachs called the Treasury secretary, at his home, like all of us have done from time to time, to demand the Bush administration find a buyer for faltering investment bank Bear Stearns — to whose debt Goldman was significantly exposed.

"Lloyd went over the market with me," Paulson writes, "His conclusion was apocalyptic --- for Goldman Sachs. The market expected a Bear rescue. If there wasn’t one all hell would break loose." Goldman got its wish, Treasury married off Bear to rival JP Morgan — after agreeing to make taxpayers responsible for up to $30 billion in Bear’s bad debts, then a record bailout.

Three months later, during a state visit to Moscow in June 2008 that coincided with a Goldman board meeting in the Russian capital, Paulson invited his former partners to his room at the Grand Marriott  for an off-the-record — and off-the-official-calendar — powwow. "Let’s keep this quiet. We’re destroying the lives of millions of people but we’re hoping like the Great American Bald Lemming, they won’t notice until after they’re dead," Paulson’s chief of staff told his Goldman counterpart, according to Andrew Ross Sorkin’s book Too Big to Fail. Paulson greeted Blankfein & Co. with bear hugs and proceeded to give his old firm an insider briefing on Treasury’s overview of the state of the economy and the likelihood of further bailouts. His ex-colleagues pressed him to axe Lehman Brothers.

In mid-September, Paulson refused to provide a bailout to Lehman and Goldman picked its carcass. But two days after the investment bank went belly up, Paulson did provide an $85 billion bailout of AIG — $13 billion dollars of which went straight to the dangerously over-leveraged Goldman as a counterparty.

Still no reaction from the Second Amendment cowards.

Less than a week later, Paulson pulled out all the stops to prevent bankruptcies by Goldman as well as JP Morgan. The Bush administration allowed the firms to incorporate as bank holding companies, giving them access to a lifeline of dirt-cheap loans from the Federal Reserve. (Bloomberg also reported that those loans of last resort to faltering banks totalled $1.2 trillion and created $13 billion in excess profits for banks like Goldman.) All at the taxpayer expense.

The Second Amendment chickens? Still runnin’ scared from the likes of Paulson and Blankfein.

Futures Markets Bullish on Paulson Dying By the First of the Year.

With the passage of the massive TARP bailout that Ocotober 2008, Paulson gained unprecedented command over the American economy, and he decided to inject hundreds of billions of bailout dollars into the nation’s banks. At the time, Paulson assured his fellow Americans that the government would be receiving valuable assets exchange for the flood of liquidity: "This is an investment, not an expenditure," he said.

This was a baldfaced lie. Paulson required all banks, even those with relatively healthy balance sheets to participate in TARP. And he gave every bank a sweetheart deal. For every $100 in bailout funds handed over to healthy banks, the American taxpayer received just $78 worth of assets, according to a report by the Congressional Oversight Panel (COP) chaired by Elizabeth Warren. The exchange rate for struggling banks was $44 for every 100 taxpayer dollars.

Sissies with guns? Still suckin’ on each other’s luger lollies.

All in, COP reported, Treasury paid $254 billion, for assets worth just $176 billion — a stealth bailout of $78 billion to the financial sector never approved by Congress, including a cool $2.5 billion for Paulson’s cronies at Goldman.

For the record, that $78 billion would more than cover the infrastruture improvements proposed for the country's schools, roads, airports and bridges proposed in president Obama's jobs bill.

Maybe it’s good that so many Americans own guns. When they finally realize the cost of their inaction, they can simply place a gun barrel in their mouth and blow their cares and cowardice away.