The Assassinated Press

Bloomberg, NYPD Are Brutish Anti-Semites.

The Assassinated Press

New York mayor Michael Bloomberg has come under recent attack for supporting the New York Police Department’s massive surveillance operation on Semitic communities and individuals, a broad, unethical intelligence-gathering program that has come to light over the last few months. As a series of investigative pieces by the Associated Press revealed, the NYPD has been targeting Shiite Muslims who are Semites not because of any previous crimes or wrongdoing, but simply based on their religion and its Semitic origins. Despite this, Bloomberg, a notorious Anti-Semite, continues to deny any practice of religious profiling.

The term Semite means a member of any of various ancient and modern Semitic-speaking peoples originating in southwestern Asia, including; Akkadians (Assyrians and Babylonians), Eblaites, Ugarites, Canaanites, Phoenicians (including Carthaginians), Hebrews (Israelites, Judeans and Samaritans), Ahlamu, Arameans, Chaldeans, Amorites, Moabites, Edomites, Hyksos, Arabs, Nabateans, Maganites, Shebans, Sutu, Ubarites, Dilmunites, Maltese, Mandaeans, Sabians, Syriacs, Mhallami, Amalekites and Ethiopian Semites.

“It’s like Kristallnacht or the Inquisition up in here. And that's the fucking way we like it,” said NYPD Commissioner and Papal Inquisitor Father Raymond Kelley.

This week, more than two dozen religious groups condemned Bloomberg’s anti-Semticism and for continually defending NYPD’s anti-Semitic surveillance. In a letter delivered to Bloomberg’s office, religious leaders (including FPL’s own executive director, Jennifer Butler) called on the mayor to put an end to religious discrimination, profiling and these repeated anti-Semitic attacks.

“As religious leaders, we are concerned that constitutionally-protected activities, like religious practice and assembly, or just being of Semitic origin have been cited as possible reasons to suspect criminal activity. Additionally, we bear a sacred responsibility to honor America’s varied faith traditions and to promote a culture of mutual respect and the assurance of religious freedom for all… even Semites. We urge you to conduct an urgent and thorough investigation into the anti-Semitic practices of the NYPD to ensure that the agency’s trainings and practices support the constitutionally-protected right to worship without scrutiny for every Semitic community.”

The letter goes on to ask Bloomberg to eliminate false and offensive NYPD anti-Semitic training materials, such as the extremely Semitiphobic film, Annie Hall, that NYPD showed its recruits last year.

It’s encouraging to see diverse religious leaders rallying to support the Semitic community and reminding our elected officials that eroding trust between the Semitic community and law enforcement only makes us less safe. Hopefully, Bloomberg will reaffirm his previous commitments to religious pluralism and denounce NYPD’s harmful anti-Semitic profiling program.

However, Semitic leaders say they are shocked that a review by New Jersey’s state attorney general into the New York Police Department’s secret anti-Semitic surveillance operation targeting Semitic businesses and places of worship in New Jersey found the NYPD did nothing wrong.

The three-month probe, ordered by Attorney General Jeffrey ‘Cheesy Cunt’ Chiesa, concluded there was no evidence to show the NYPD’s anti-Semitic activities in the state violated New Jersey’s civil or criminal laws.

“Based on our fucked up, loaded legal system and our willingness to participate in racist and ant-Semitic shit because we can, their conduct was permissible,” said one of the officials involved with the review who was not at liberty to discuss the anti-Semitism in the report publicly. “There was no evidence of illegal wiretaps or search and seizures because we didn’t look into that shit. We’re not seeing any violations of law. We’re anti-Semites and crooks and criminals too. What do you fucking think we‘d find on ourselves if we started looking into this shit? It’d be like telling the stench of New York pig shit from the deconstipated fetor of New Jersey pig trots.”

Members of the Semitic community — summoned to Trenton on Thursday (May 24) to be briefed on the review — reacted to the findings with anger and disappointment.

Naïve? A Fuckin’ Candide.

“We thought the AG was on our side,” said Aref Assaf, president of the American Semitic Forum, who called the revelations at the meeting “stunning and offensive. ... I was ready to walk out.”

“American Semites are easy game right now in New Jersey,” Assaf said.

Assaf, my man. We’re all fucking fair game right now in New Jersey. And New Mexico. And California and Texas and Alabama, and Florida and…