The Assassinated Press

Q: What do Obama and a Pedophile Priest Have in Common?

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A: High expectations. To butt fucking of a sacred trust.

Catholics held the priesthood in the highest esteem. Imagine their shock, that is if they themselves weren’t butt fucked, when it turns out that the priesthood was simply the ultimate Man/boy Love Society.

Same with that Constitional buttfucker Obama.

Expectations, especially among African Americans, was very high. But while Bubba was blowing it out his racist, white, fetid ass about birth certificates and guns Obama has violated much of the Constitution putting all Americans, but particular minorities in jeopardy, more jeopardy than they were already in if you can believe that.

The Fourth Amerndment to the Constitutiion reads:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

During the Obama Administration, the NSA has officially continued operating under the new FISA guidelines which relaxed some of the original FISA court requirements.[3] However, in April 2009 officials at the United States Department of Justice acknowledged that the NSA had engaged in "overcollection" of domestic communications in excess of the FISA court's authority, but claimed that the acts were unintentional and had since been rectified.

Stop diddling the Constitution, Seminary Barry.

What’s Obama’s solution? He not only signed into law a five-year extension of the U.S. government's authority to monitor the overseas activity of suspected foreign spies and terrorists under FISA. But he has expanded it de facto to spy on US citizen’s communications with other US citizens.

Obama’s record on whistleblowers is abysmal. When it comes to protecting whistleblowers, Obama's track record was already bleak. In his first term, he ruined their lives in his quest to aggressively prosecute government leakers many of whom saved the taxpayer billions of dollars by their revelations. He murdered US citizens with drone strikes perhaps the most cowardly weapon since the nuclear bomb.

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Some thought Obama's legacy on the issue might have changed when he signed a law called the Whistleblower Protection Enhancement Act, a far-reaching bill that affords federal whistleblowers a host of new safeguards.  But Bishop Obama again sodomized the Constitution and the law as the US citizenry sat by secure in the good graces of their ‘magic negro’.

Former CIA officer John Kiriakou just became the only government official convicted in connection with the US torture program: not for having done it, but for having talked about it. Then what does Obama do? The hypocritical asshole signs a bill named after a Russian whistleblower who died in prison from poor medical attention, a common occurrence in US prisons every fucking minute of every fucking day.

And all of this in the shadow of the bullshit persecution/prosecution of Aaron Swartz and his subsequent suicide/state induced execution.

Cheney, a pedophile priest par excellence.

When he left office Dick Cheney chuckled that Obama would find the new improved authoritarian powers he had put in place while he ran the G.W. Bush administration too enticing for a weak fuck like Obama to resist. Appears, that jackal hearted shit Cheney was right as much as he craved corn holing the tender constitutional ass of young little Johnny America or sucking off the tiny pecker of Billy Rights.

Obama has further weakened habeas corpus and gone after journalists that write what he and the corporate aristocracy that owns him don’t want you to hear. Meanwhile, one of the greatest and most shameful failings of the  Obama administration: the lack of even a single arrest or prosecution of any senior Wall Street banker for the systemic fraud that precipitated the 2008  financial crisis: a crisis from which millions of people around the world are still suffering.

Negro PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! OW! OW! OW!