The Assassinated Press

Commission Finds 9/11 Attacks Predicted 420 Years Ago By Italian Philosopher:
Candor, Search For Truth Led Giordano Bruno To Anticipate Attacks On World Trade Center And Pentagon

The Assassinated Press
June 16, 2004

The Commission investigating the circumstances surrounding 9/11 discovered startling new evidence that the actual cause of those catastrophic events was Western Imperialism. In 1584, Italian Giordano Bruno published the following remarks in his book La Cena de le ceneri or The Ash Wednesday Supper, an account of his trip to England to meet the philosopher John Dee and his circle:

Western Man has "found out how to disturb the peace of others, [anthropologists]
To profane the guardian spirits of their countries, [evangelists]
To mix what prudent nature separated, [geneticists]
To redouble men's wants by commerce, [transnational corporations & Madison Avenue]
To add the vices of one people to those of another, [drugs & pornography]
To propagate new follies by force, [Iraqi puppet government]
And set up unheard lunacies where they did not exist before, [exporting American culture]
And finally to give out the stronger as the wiser. [the military-industrial complex and the media]
They have shown men new ways, new instruments, and new arts by which to tyrannize and assassinate one another. [napalm, strategic hamlets, psychological torture, nuclear weapons]
Thanks to such deeds, a time will come when other peoples, having learned from the injuries they suffered, will know how and will be able, as circumstances change, to pay back to us, in similar forms and worse ones, the consequences of these pernicious inventions." [9/11!]

The remarkably prescient remarks are not the work of prophecy but the fruits of logic, common sense and history. Their implication for world ecology are enormous.