"GO FUCK YOURSELF, MR. CHENEY:"
The Assassinated Press "GO FUCK YOURSELF, MR. CHENEY:"
In His Dual Roles As De Facto CEO Of Halliburton And De Facto President Of The 47 United States Left Cheney Goes To Katrina Stricken Area To Check In On Kellogg, Brown & Root Operations, Potential For More Halliburton Contracts:
Halliburton Stock Hits 52 Week High:
"Go Fuck Yourself, Mr. Cheney," Becomes Rallying Cry Of Millions Of Americans And Billions More Across The Globe:
Young Man Who Shouted To Dick Cheney "Go Fuck Yourself Mr. Cheney," Called 'The New Thomas Paine':
Invasion Sets Iraqi Infrastructure Back 2000 Years, Just As PNAC Intended:
By JEFFEY LUBE & HAIRY NOODLE
The Assassinated Press 9/9/05
BUNKER 92, SOMEWHERE IN THE FOOTHILLS OF WESTERN VIRGINIA---In the latest effort to assure wealthy investors that there is serious money to be made in the aftermath of Katrina, CEO of Halliburton and President of The U.S. Dick Cheney decided to make a personal appearance in the region. Cheney personally encountered how acutely accurate an understanding the American public has on how this administration derives pleasure when a young man shouted, "GO FUCK YOURSELF, MR. CHENEY." Of course, President Cheney's first name, Dick, not to mention his endless litany of contemptible crimes against humanity, has led the population to this utterance, e.g. Go Fuck Yourself, Mr. Cheney, a kind of supreme truth rarely accessible to mere mortals.
The short sentence, Hemingwayesque in its simplicity, clarity and durability has arisen as an anthem for a whole people and for the whole world. Of course, it gains its ultimate force from its subject, "Mr. Cheney" wherein the utter truth of the statement e.g. "Go Fuck Yourself, Mr. Cheney," resides.
GO FUCK YOURSELF, MR. CHENEY
In his first tour of the damage, Cheney offered an upbeat assessment of what he called the "very impressive effort to monetarize" the current response. "I think their is significant money to be made down here. Almost as much as my investors and I will make from Iraqi oil."
He added, "I, also, think the progress in covering up our involvement and neglect in this catastrophe is significant," he said. Leaving nothing to chance, Cheney also endorsed the Republican inquiry plan instead of the independent commission proposed by the democrats in the likelihood that some uncomfortable criminal behavior might be disclosed.
GO FUCK YOURSELF, MR. CHENEY; AND FUCK RUMSFELD, BUSH AND THE REST OF YOU SHITS
Then turning to the young man who heckled him Cheney said, "Let me assure you the rich don't fuck themselves like the poor do. When we fuck ourselves, we're so covered part of the pleasurable experience is watching someone else pay the price." "Like the troops in Iraq," the lad shot back. "Exactly. Like those fools in Iraq," Cheney answered.