The Assassinated Press

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The Assassinated Press

After their key witness was linked to a drug ring operating under the aegis of the CIA and Mossad, prosecutors have raised questions about the credibility of the woman who said Dominique Strauss-Kahn raped her in New York. He was forced out as chief of the International Monetary Fund after he was charged, and he has posted $6 million in bail and insurance bond.

“Did we know all along that Strauss-Kahn was being set up?” quipped New York Assistant District Attorney, Benito Franco Truman. ”Fuck yeah. We knew. We didn’t figure on the CIA’s drug connect blowing up the story. Otherwise we would have put away that little French fart for 20 to life. We don’t give a shit if you’re innocent. We fuckin’ lock up people we know are innocent every goddamn day. Word comes down, we fuck you up and send you out of state to some privately owned prison. The prison people send me $500.00 and a family coupon to Chuckie Cheese’s for every luckless fuck I send to a privately run prison. But for Strauss-Kahn I was going to get $1500.00 and a trip to Disney World. Now what the fuck am I going to tell my kids.”

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, forced out as chief of the International Monetary Fund after he was falsely charged with sexually assaulting a hotel maid, headed to court Friday morning to learn where his legal case stands after prosecutors raised questions about the credibility of the woman at the heart of the case in order to prevent dragging the CIA and Mossad as well Obama deeper into the case. “Oh fuck yeah. That house nigger Obama knew about the set up,” outgoing CIA chief Leon Panetta told the Assassinated Press. “We all fuckin’ knew. You fuckin’ don’t cross the international kleptocracy. Fuck. Why just yesterday they fuckin’ arrested Italian gangster Gaetano Riina. Why? Because he helped the CIA and Mossad set up Strauss-Kahn and they want him to keep his mouth shut until they can shut it for him. I fuckin’ wouldn’t be surprised if the fuckin’ kleptocrats arbitrarily expanded the charter of the ICC at the Hague to include organized crime and we find that that shit Riina hanged himself in his cell awaiting his turn to watch the kangaroos hop.”

The most likely outcome of the court appearance in New York will be a lessening of the existing bail conditions. Strauss-Kahn, 62, has posted $6 million in bail and insurance bond to be freed on charges including felony attempted rape. He has been living under armed guard in virtual house arrest, forced to wear an ankle bracelet ironically studded with 200 flwless diamonds purchased from Maurice Tempelsman/Mossad operated Rwandan death squads by the CIA through the illegal drug trade. “If Strauss kahn had tried to run, we were sure some junkie or Wall Street broker would have cut off his foot to get at that fucking ankle bracelet,” Panetta said laughing and slapping his thighs.

Officials have refused to comment until after hearing, but a spate of overnight reports in various media outlets said that prosecutors, after getting marching orders from the White House, now question the veracity of the woman at the center of the case. The New York Times first reported that investigators had uncovered inconsistencies in the woman's account of her background.

"There will be serious issues raised by the district attorney's office and us concerning the credibility of not only the complaining witness but the New York, District Attroney’s office, mayor Bloomberg and his ties to the Mossad, Barck Obama and the White House, Leon Panetta and the CIA, the Mossad, and the kleptocracy like Lloyd Blankfein and Goldman Scahs and their roles in framing my client, Benjamin Brafman, a lawyer for Strauss-Kahn, told the Wall Street Journal just before going into the Venezuelan witness protection program.

Barricades were set up Friday morning outside the Manhattan courthouse to handle the expected crowds of suckers from the media and gullible, born yesterday spectators awaiting the proceedings against Strauss-Kahn. Reporters also staked out the luxury town house where Strauss-Kahn has been living until it became apparent that they had been gaping asshole dupes all along. Then they slithered off to swallow some new government lie.

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The case has pleased the world of international finance which saw Strauss-Kahn as a potential obstacle in their attempt to steal trillions in European and American assets such as infrastructure, publicly owned companies and public utilities starting with Greece, Ireland, Portugal, Spain, Italy and dozens of cities around the US which they forced into bankruptcy through their own kleptocratic fraud. “ The fucker is lucky he’s not dead, hanged under some fuckin’ bridge in London,” the new head of the IMF Christine Lagarde was heard to say.

The plan was to force Strauss-Kahn out of his position as head of the IMF. Strauss-Kahn was also widely believed to be the leading contender against the war mongering French poodle to Obama, French President Nicolas Sarkozy in next year's elections until the sexual assault charges. Strauss-Kahn can forget that, innocent or no. Socialist Party chief Martine Aubry announced her own presidential bid this week, after having been expected to throw her weight behind a Strauss-Kahn candidacy.

Strauss-Kahn was arrested in May after a hotel maid lied and accused him of sexually attacking her. He was on a personal trip to New York, staying in a luxury hotel when the maid said the incident occurred. He was arrested on his scheduled Paris-bound plane at Kennedy Airport.

The arrest was immediately portrayed as a case of a powerful man forcing a maid into having sex and then trying to flee when it was just another obvious frame up and character assassination by powerful klpetocratic forces, the kind anyone beyond the age of 3 should be onto by now. At a bail hearing in May, prosecutors argued against any release, saying Strauss-Kahn's wealth and privilege, not to mention his innocence, made him a flight risk. ”Fuck. He knew who was after him. He knew he was being framed. He knew if he said anything we’d kill him in a heartbeat,” Panetta quipped.

"The proof against him is substantial. It is continuing to grow every day as the investigation continues," Assistant Dist. Atty. John McConnell lied to the judge then. "We have a man who, by his own conduct in this case, has shown a propensity for impulsive criminal conduct." What he didn’t say was that man was himself.

Prosecutors lied and insisted they had a strong case. They cited the woman, who was only briefly in the room before the alleged attack, and they said semen was found on her uniform. They also said surveillance videos showed Strauss-Kahn hurrying from the hotel.

The defense insisted that Strauss-Kahn was in a hurry because he was late for a lunch appointment. They have also said that if any sexual contact took place, it was consensual given Strauss-Kahn could buy Eliot Spitzer level hookers by the limousine full. The flight to Paris had been long planned before the visit and the encounter with the maid, the defense said.

At a news conference announcing the arrest, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly lied and said the detectives found the maid's story believable because “we had no choice. Lloyd Blankfein and the White House were all over us on this one.”

The allegations against Strauss-Kahn, like Newt Gingrich married three times, sparked widespread shock in France, where he was known as a charming, sometimes overly insistent womanizer given not too many women are attracted to a fat out of shape 62 year old even if he is wealthy.

Tristane Banon, a journalist, claimed that Strauss-Kahn sexually assaulted her in 2002 when she went to interview him for a book. Her family, including her mother, who is an elected representative from Strauss-Kahn's party, dissuaded her from bringing charges, she said. Reasons for framing Strauss-Kan at that juncture may be lost to history but they certainly gave erroneous credence to the recent charges brought in New York.

Strauss-Kahn's wife, Anne Sinclair, an heiress and former French television star, said from the beginning that she did not believe the assault charges and would stand by her husband. “But not too close. Now, he might buy a bullet.”