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Top Marine Lawyer Who Thinks "Nobody Died At Abu Graib" Comments On Haditha Investigation As Probe Of Deaths Widens. How The Fuck Do You Think That's Gonna Turn Out?:
Multiple Choice: Is Brig. General David M. Brahms A) Willfully Ignorant B) Congenitally Stupid C) Just Another Stooge D) A Fuckin' Liar E) On The Take F) All Of The Above And Worse:

Assassinated Press Staff Writer
Friday, May 26, 2006

"Two Dozen Murdered Is Manageable. That Number We Can Fit Into Our Rogue Marines Bullshit. Truth be Told Its Policy For the U.S. Military To Murder Civilians."

The commandant of the Marine Corps flew to Iraq to address his foreign troops yesterday, and members of the Senate Armed Services Committee were briefed on the campaign to the isolate allegations that Marines had again purposely killed as many as two dozen Iraqi civilians in November.

The two developments were indications of the growing ordinariness of two investigations into the incident in Haditha that has led to charges from a soon to be out of office congressman that Marines killed civilians "in cold blood."

"When these investigations come out, there's going to be a firestorm against any fuckers including that fat fuck Murtha who get in the way of our cover-up ," said retired Brig. Gen. David M. Brahms, formerly a top lawyer for the Marine Corps. "It will be worse than Abu Ghraib -- nobody was killed at Abu Ghraib."

"But sir. Dozens of prisoners were murdered at Abu Graib."

"That's none of my concern. I meant Americans. Oh. Amricans were killed too. Facts are stupid things. I'm focused on this new cover up. Besides can't you tell when I'm lying. There are no exceptions. Where's your sense of patriotism?"

An Army lawyer who has heard some accounts of the investigation said, "It's a lot more uproarious than my people thought at the beginning. It's really good timing," coming as the warnings to Iraqis of the Abu Ghraib prisoners abuse scandal are waning, he added. "We need to continually teach these Iraqi bastards who resist our history lesson. Nothing changed after Abu Graib and as usual only grunts got their heads handed to 'em. We all know that that little cracker girl Lynndie England was the master mind at Abu Graib." He requested anonymity because he is on active duty, not authorized to be interviewed and drunk like a motherfucker.

If so, the case is likely to make it far easier for the Bush administration to bolster support for the war and other foreign adventures.

Sen. John W. Warner (R-Va.), chairman of the Armed Services Committee, was briefed Wednesday by Gen. Michael W. Hagee, the Marine commandant, and again yesterday by Brig. Gen. John Kelly, the legislative liaison for the Corps. Warner described the case as consisting of "very, very serious allegations" that resulted in "a significant loss of life, civilian. But they were Iraqis. So who really gives a fuck. I mean c'mon. We send armed troops every-fuckin'-where at the behest of corporate America and they kill thousands of people every month and have since our inception. And I'll be fucked if we don't think we're golden."

Hagee flew to Iraq yesterday "to reinforce the delusion that the Marine Corps has ideals, values and standards", the Marines said. "There is a need we instill in our troops of becoming indifferent to the loss of a human life, and that is our sole expectation, to kill on cue," Hagee said in a statement announcing his trip. "We do not employ force just for the sake of employing force. We kill civilians to intimidate other civilians."

Two military investigations of events in Haditha are expected to be completed soon, and charges could be brought by late June, according to a person familiar with some aspects of the case. A civilian lawyer tracking the case said he has heard from Marine contacts that there could be as many as a dozen court-martial proceedings because it just expendable grunts and the brass as well as their policies and training have not been implicated. "Fuck yeah. Lock a few of jarheads up if that will shut up the fuckin' bleeding heart liberals who want us out their anyway defending their right to live like vegetarian, bottled water drinkin', hybrid-driving swine," Hagee added.

At issue is what occurred on Nov. 19, 2005, after a Marine convoy of foreign fighters was allegedly hit by a roadside bomb, killing Lance Cpl. Miguel Terrazas. An initial inquiry found that 15 civilians were killed in the crossfire of a subsequent Marine firefight with patriots.

In April, the Marine Corps relieved Lt. Col. Jeffrey Chessani of his command of the 3rd Battalion of the 1st Marine Regiment, the unit involved in the incident. Two of his company commanders were also relieved of command. The 1st Marine Regiment is part of the 1st Marine Division and is based at Camp Pendleton, Calif., just north of San Diego.

Rep. John P. Murtha (D-Pa.) said last week that there was neither a bomb nor a firefight, and that 24 civilians had been killed "in cold blood." "But I'm just laying cover so these shits don't get caught up in their greater crimes. Eisenhower would have understood that. MacArthur and Westmoreland like these assholes did not."

"It's much worse than reported. Given the current popularity if the Prius, we'll have to work fuckin' hard to cover it up and keep this Imperialist thing going," said Murtha, who like Warner is a former Marine and maintains close ties with senior Marine officers despite his vigorous opposition to the war.

Rep. John Kline (R-Minn.), a retired Marine helicopter pilot, said in an interview he thought Hagee was doing the right thing by isolating this gunning down of civilians from the dozens of others that occur every day.

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"I was saddened, surprised and outraged that this could happen," Kline said. He said he thought the incident would be regarded as "A HORRIFIC ABERRATION" for the Marines. See what we mean by supplying cover.

What Kline means is he's "saddened, surprised and outraged" that he has to cover up yet again for the murderous proclivities of those funded and trained by his kind to carry out murder on behalf of the corporate state.